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When i told my parents that i wanted a
professional woman as my wife, they
got me one; a Certified Public
Accountant. She uses LIFO method while
taking out the refrigerated food. She
thinks i am no good at figure work.
Fine with me, for now she handles the
budget of the house. Initially she
used to send me a bill at the month
end, but when i told her that i am not
her client but her husband, she asks
for the money in advance. The expenses
had been rising steadily over the
months, so one day i snooped into the
papers maintained in a current file.


No wonder! She was charging conveyance
and overtime to the house budget. She
is crazy, i tell her but she corrects
me. No my darling, i am the auditor. I
fail to see the light. Every scrap of
the paper in our house is filed. She
tells me as per some Ordinance she
must keep a copy of everything for at
least ten years before destroying it.
I am worried.

The other day we had an hour-long
fight. Later, i got to know that she
had charged that hour to a client of
hers, in the time sheet. My time was
put down as unoccupied.

She says that she loves me and i tell
her that i love her too. However, she
never believes me. She says that there
is susceptibility of it being a
misstatement <---. Duh! She wants my
representation on this!

Last year our house accounts got a
qualified opinion. I had not kept the
supporting receipts of my purchases.

Not a long time back my brother's
wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding
cards had been sent. After some time i
started receiving a steady trickle of
letters. I was puzzled until my wife
explained that external evidence was
more reliable. She had called for
confirmations from all those to whom
cards were sent.

When she cooks, my wife at times does
not go by recipe. Where the recipe
says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one
tsp black salt or one teacup of water,
she ignores them. She says that they
are not material when taken in context
of whole meal being prepared. She is
crazy!!! I tell you. Surprisingly
everybody calls her an auditor,
instead. I checked the dictionary and
it did not state that auditor is a
synonym for crazy. The dictionary must
be outdated.

When we got married she gave me an
Engagement Letter and i said, how
cute - how sweet. Now, she gives it to
me every year saying that her
standards state that it must be sent
anew if there is any indication that i
have misunderstood the objective and
scope of engagement. Huh!

Apart from sending me the engagement
letter, once again she says i can't
get rid of her just like that. She
says that she has the right of being
heard before i appoint someone else.
It seems i must keep reading one local
and another English newspaper
published and circulated in the
vicinity of our house for more
details. For a minute, i thought that
we had jeopardized our going concern
status. Dare i say so??

I am told by one of my female
colleagues who is married to a CPA
that the scenario is even worse when
the guy is a CPA. Apparently he
capitalized the wedding expenses as
preliminary expenses and is writing it
off every year.

Also the time he spent dating his wife
before marrying her is still under
consideration for valuation under
SFAS/IAS 38, valuation of intangible
assets.

So guyz, please think twice.....should
you really marry a CPA? And yes,
please discount it by the appropriate
rate to arrive at the present value of
the risk of doing so!!!!




//ang kulit,.. hahahah I will be a Certified Public Accountant! (with God's LOVING GRACE) pero hehehe OA yan,.. katuwaan lang,.. PEACE!~