nagkataon lang nakapagbasa nanaman ako ng bulletin board sa friendster at nako! 1st time ko (ulit) mag-post,.. makalipas ang mahabang panahon,.. hehehe





When i told my parents that i wanted a
professional woman as my wife, they
got me one; a Certified Public
Accountant. She uses LIFO method while
taking out the refrigerated food. She
thinks i am no good at figure work.
Fine with me, for now she handles the
budget of the house. Initially she
used to send me a bill at the month
end, but when i told her that i am not
her client but her husband, she asks
for the money in advance. The expenses
had been rising steadily over the
months, so one day i snooped into the
papers maintained in a current file.


No wonder! She was charging conveyance
and overtime to the house budget. She
is crazy, i tell her but she corrects
me. No my darling, i am the auditor. I
fail to see the light. Every scrap of
the paper in our house is filed. She
tells me as per some Ordinance she
must keep a copy of everything for at
least ten years before destroying it.
I am worried.

The other day we had an hour-long
fight. Later, i got to know that she
had charged that hour to a client of
hers, in the time sheet. My time was
put down as unoccupied.

She says that she loves me and i tell
her that i love her too. However, she
never believes me. She says that there
is susceptibility of it being a
misstatement <---. Duh! She wants my
representation on this!

Last year our house accounts got a
qualified opinion. I had not kept the
supporting receipts of my purchases.

Not a long time back my brother's
wedding was to be solemnized. Wedding
cards had been sent. After some time i
started receiving a steady trickle of
letters. I was puzzled until my wife
explained that external evidence was
more reliable. She had called for
confirmations from all those to whom
cards were sent.

When she cooks, my wife at times does
not go by recipe. Where the recipe
says add half-teaspoon vinegar, one
tsp black salt or one teacup of water,
she ignores them. She says that they
are not material when taken in context
of whole meal being prepared. She is
crazy!!! I tell you. Surprisingly
everybody calls her an auditor,
instead. I checked the dictionary and
it did not state that auditor is a
synonym for crazy. The dictionary must
be outdated.

When we got married she gave me an
Engagement Letter and i said, how
cute - how sweet. Now, she gives it to
me every year saying that her
standards state that it must be sent
anew if there is any indication that i
have misunderstood the objective and
scope of engagement. Huh!

Apart from sending me the engagement
letter, once again she says i can't
get rid of her just like that. She
says that she has the right of being
heard before i appoint someone else.
It seems i must keep reading one local
and another English newspaper
published and circulated in the
vicinity of our house for more
details. For a minute, i thought that
we had jeopardized our going concern
status. Dare i say so??

I am told by one of my female
colleagues who is married to a CPA
that the scenario is even worse when
the guy is a CPA. Apparently he
capitalized the wedding expenses as
preliminary expenses and is writing it
off every year.

Also the time he spent dating his wife
before marrying her is still under
consideration for valuation under
SFAS/IAS 38, valuation of intangible
assets.

So guyz, please think twice.....should
you really marry a CPA? And yes,
please discount it by the appropriate
rate to arrive at the present value of
the risk of doing so!!!!




//ang kulit,.. hahahah I will be a Certified Public Accountant! (with God's LOVING GRACE) pero hehehe OA yan,.. katuwaan lang,.. PEACE!~

// reposted



Salty Coffee: An amazing Love Story


He met her at a party. She was so beautiful, many guys were chasing after her, while he was so plain and simple, nobody paid attention to him.


At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but to be polite, she consented. They went to a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable,she thought, please, let me go home....suddenly he asked the waiter.


"would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."


Everybody stared at him, How strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it.


She asked him curiously; why you have salt in your coffee? He replied:"when I was a little boy, I lived near the sea, I like playing in the sea,I could feel the taste of the sea, just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who still live there". While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.


That's his true feelings, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can share his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home,has ties to his home.


Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.


They continued to date. She found that he was actually a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.He was such a good person but she almost missed knowing him!Thanks to his salty coffee!


The story ended just like every beautiful love story ,the princess married the prince, then they lived happily ever after... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in it, as she knew that's the way he liked it.


After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said: "My dearest,please forgive me, I have been lying my whole life. This was the only lie I told you---the salty coffee.


Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt. It was hard for me to change it,so I just went ahead.I never thought that could be the start of our conversation! I tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you about anything. Now I'm dying, I'm afraid of nothing so I can tell you the truth: I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste..But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life!


Since I met you, I don't ever feel sorry for everything I did for you. "Having you with me is the biggest thrill of my whole life. If I can live a second time around, I would still want to know you and have you for the rest of my life,even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".Her tears made the letter totally wet. One day, someone asked her:how did the salty coffee taste? It was very sweet, she replied.Love is not to forget but to forgive, not to see but to understand, not to hear but to listen, not to let go but to HOLD ON !!!!



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Status: "Shit Happens." -prof.Barrios *naglilinis ng mga mata*


nakatulong ang kwentong ito kahit papano,.hehe

special thanks kay roxanne at na post ito sa blog ng tropa.


Hmm para sa akin,.. kapag pinili mo, panindigan lang. No regrets.

Mahirap~ pero kaya.
























Kung pinili mo nga.

Allo...
Allo...
Vidish' veter?
Nu I chto?
Posmotri v okno...
Nu I chto?
A vchera bylo solntse...
Nu I chto?
Zachem ty vse vremya govorish' odno I tozhe?
A ya - avtootvetchik


Translations:
Hello ...
Hello ...
Do you see how windy it is?
So what?
Look out your window ...
So what?
It was so sunny yesterday
So what?
Why are you always saying the same thing?
I'm an answering machine.


This was an accident
Not the kind where sirens sound
Never even noticed
We're suddenly crumbling

Tell me how you've never felt
Delicate or innocent
Do you still have doubts that
Us having faith makes any sense

Tell me nothing ever counts
Lashing out or breaking down
Still somebody loses 'cause
There's no way to turn around

Staring at your photograph
Everything now in the past
Never felt so lonely I
Wish that you could show me love

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til you open the door

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til I'm up off the floor

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til it's inside my pores

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til I'm screaming for more

Random acts of mindlessness
Commonplace occurrences
Chances and surprises
Another state of consciousness

Tell me nothing ever counts
Lashing out or breaking down
Still somebody loses 'cause
There's no way to turn around

Tell me how you've never felt
Delicate or innocent
Do you still have doubts that
Us having faith makes any sense

You play games, I play tricks
Girls and girls, but you're the one
Like a game of pick-up-sticks
Played by Fucking lunatics

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til you open the door

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til I'm up off the floor

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til it's inside my pores

Show me love, show me love, show me love
Show me love, show me love
'Til I'm screaming for more

Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want
Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want
Show me love, show me love, give me all that I want
Show me love, show me love, 'Til I'm screaming for more

mama papa forgive me



Show Me Love
by: t.A.T.u


Music by: S. Galoyan & Co-Author
Lyrics by: M. Kierszenbaum & V. Polienko


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One Sentence:

They are not lesbians.


Yeah~ I love this song & I would really love to see this danced & performed on stage,.. ^__^

Not necessarily performed by me~ haha

t.A.T.u
~ the band who loves repetitions, . . =)

HAHA, . . alam ko namang nakaka-in LOVE ang background ko,. nasabihan pa akong tibo dahil diyan ah! hahaha pero,.. ang isa pang nakakatuwa ay ang,.. ayun,.. AHAHAHAHAH



Ang kulit hahahah

18 years pa lang po akong nabubuhay,..
@-)